Give Me a Ring Sometime

The Ruling RingHello, and thank you for calling 1-800-EVIL-MAGIC. Your call may be monitored or recorded on parchment by our scribes. Please listen carefully, as our ai-mênu has changed.

To cover all the land in a second darkness, press one.

To destroy the land of Gondor in retaliation for Elendil daring to fight against you with Gil-galad, press two.

To cast Gandalf into—

<BEEEEEEP>

You have pressed one. To cover all the land in a second darkness, you must possess the One Ruling Ring. Please take a photograph of your One Ruling Ring now, and press SEND.

Please take a photograph of your One Ruling Ring now, and press SEND.

You have not sent a photograph of your One Ruling Ring. We are sorry, but we are unable to process your request at this time. Please call ag—

<CLICK>

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