Susie Anderson, LLC
Relationship Code: 43K25510
Relocation Required: Upon tenure
Travel Required: Yes (dinners out, getaways, visiting Sue’s parents)
Experience level: Career/Experienced
Thank you for considering a relationship with Susie Anderson! Sue has over 20 years of rich and varied life experience, a decent education, no allergies, and straight teeth, and makes an ideal girlfriend or wife. The right candidate will find a rewarding romantic relationship with above-industry-standard compensation (DOE) and excellent benefits.
The Significant Other works in a fast-paced, high-drama environment to provide physical, emotional, and logistical support to Sue. Duties include listening sympathetically, cuddling, walks in romantic places, occasional small gifts. Other duties as determined.
5+ years emotional and financial stability
5+ years talking about feelings
4+ years having spotless bathroom
2+ years putting toilet seat down
2+ years watching heart-wrenching chick flicks (or equivalent experience)
1+ years yard work and small household repairs
Send resume with cover letter. No agents.
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