Killing My Funding (a song by Big Bird)

Big BirdI heard they’d wrangle freely
I heard it would be great
So I turned on the TV
To watch the first debate
But there he was, Mitt Romney
A danger to my fate

Pleasing the base with his figures
Stopping my heart with his words
Killing my funding was his plan
Killing the funding for Big Bird
Threatening my life with his words
Killing my funding was his plan

I felt all crushed and fevered
Of all the dirty tricks
I felt he’d found my birdnest
And scattered all the sticks
I’d pray that he was kidding
But I’m an atheist

Pleasing the base with his figures
Stopping my heart with his words
Killing my funding was his plan
Killing the funding for Big Bird
Threatening my life with his words
Killing my funding was his plan

Copyright © 2012 Alex Riggle. All Rights Reserved.

One thought on “Killing My Funding (a song by Big Bird)

  1. Alex…. Please please send this to Sesame Street, hope you have done so already.
    Your a legend in your own lunchtime.
    MiceElf x

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