Nickeled and Dimed

Oxygen masksIn case of an unexpected loss of cabin pressure, an oxygen mask will drop down from the overhead panel. Grasp your credit card firmly and slide it through the card reader. If your card is accepted, oxygen will begin to flow. Please pay for your own oxygen first before assisting infants or the elderly or people without credit cards.

Please also remember to take your card with you when you go to the lavatory. We will be serving drinks and pretzels shortly. Coffee, tea, or soda will be $20 per fluid ounce. If you have to ask how much the pretzels cost, you probably can’t afford them.

Thank you for flying Frontier.

Copyright © 2013 Alex Riggle. All Rights Reserved.

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