My Baby Loves Cheap Yellow Mustard

Cheap Yellow MustardLet me introduce my baby
She’s the best I’ve ever had
So many good things about her
And hardly any bad
She likes to love me all night long
Yeah, she’s the acme of her sex
But my baby loves cheap yellow mustard
Though she’s perfect in all other respects

She took me on a picnic
Beneath the shady trees
That gal’s potato salad
Could bring a strong man to his knees
But the thing that bugged me most of all
Even more than the stinging insects
Is my baby loves cheap yellow mustard
Though she’s perfect in all other respects

She likes her steak the way I do
We both like a nice merlot
We like a nice green salad
Or Chinese food to go
There’s so many, many places
That our taste intersects
But my baby likes cheap yellow mustard
Though she’s perfect in all other respects

(harmonica solo)

I gave my baby Plochman’s
I gave her Grey Poupon
She said “I can’t eat hot dogs
When they’ve got that stuff on.”
So we have to have two jars now
Yummy Gulden’s and Brand X
Cos my baby loves cheap yellow mustard
Though she’s perfect in all other respects

So that’s my lovin’ story
Now you can see that we
Have so many things in common
So much she shares with me
I think I’m gonna keep her
No need to ask who’s next
Cos though she loves cheap yellow mustard
She’s perfect in all other respects

Copyright © 2013 Alex Riggle. All Rights Reserved.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s