The First Yule Sale

christmas-money-treeThe first Yule sale
Was in August this year
With aluminum trees
And inflatable deer.
And to the store
They brought truckloads of crap
For consumers to buy
And their kids to unwrap.

Oh well, oh well, oh well, oh well.
Folks will buy anything stores want to sell.

I lookéd up
And saw a man
Putting bags full of Chia pets
Into his van.
And to his friends
He will give them, no doubt,
And they’ll stay in the box
Till their heirs throw them out.

Oh well, oh well, oh well, oh well.
Folks will buy anything stores want to sell.

Copyright © 2013 Alex Riggle. All Rights Reserved.

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