Space Aliens Take Over the Radio Station

Car RadioThis is Cory Selchek with Eyewitness News 43. With me is Mr. Ted Salimar, who was the first to realize that space aliens were invading Springfield. Tell me, Mr. Salimar, how did you figure it out?

Well, Cory, it was pretty simple. I was listening to the classic rock station in my car, and that’s when I knew. I knew space aliens had taken over the station.

How did you know?

It’d been over 48 hours since the last time they played “Don’t Stop Believing.”

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