The Day the Twinkies Died

TwinkieWith apologies to Don McLean

A long, long time ago
I can still remember eating Twinkies
used to make me smile
And I liked to eat them because
I could get a sugar buzz
And bounce across the ceiling for a while
But this November my lip quivered
No more of them will be delivered
Bad news on the website
I’ll never take one more bite
I can’t remember if I cried
When I read what Hostess did decide
But something crushed me deep inside
The day the Twinkies died
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